What the frickin frack is up with all the spiders.... ooh it gets a little nicer, a little hotters and then its bugs paloozer!
The other night we were had just sat down to a nice chinese meal and i saw a HUGE spider coming at me from the back of the television. I didnt say "oh look mum there be a spider".... or scream or shriek... no, not miss. terrible in a crisis that I am...
No I went 'WHOOP!' twice (like the start of Victoria's theme of WWE), grabed my plate and ran up stairs and ate my food up there watching 'The X-Files'. My sister laughed and well I returned half an hour later, mum had dealt with it. My sister said that I had sounded like the start of the Victoria theme, and asked why I couldnt just shout Spider instead of making a stupid noise and running away.
There's a spider on my ceiling now, crawling my way.... I've tried to get it out the window, but I'm too short to reach it now... I was standing on my bed before trying to shift it. Everytime I look round over my shoulder it's closer....
31/03/08 @ 16:43