OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING... why didn’t it stay that way...? No, really... why didn’t it? As soon as we got to town, no tell a lie, cause we went to some girlie shop for my sister to by a new belt. Scary wigs donned the walls, wigs with big bunny ears on them, bunnies are scary... trust me I had a killer rabbit once, tried to eat my sister when she was two. Of course we went to HMV next... we must have looked stupid the other day dashing up and down the rows with our list...
“P... it begins with P the next film... now L... Where’s L in this place? Aah! There's Hulk, why oh why were you in that? R... Re... ooh found one Requiem for a Dream... Ooh a Dario Argento Collection, nice!”
But we got around and found the Jennifer Connelly films... eventually. So as soon as we came out of HMV it rained, then as soon as we got to the Town Moore, it piddled a tad, half hour later it poured, bucketed... whoopfy! I sink into the mud, Amy takes too long to decide what toy she wants and me and Martin are stuck fast in the mud, literally could not move. Meh! So hand in hand we followed Amy’s footsteps, well the ones we could see that hadn’t turned to mush in the mush.
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
The one thought that kept me going was a KFC at the end of it.
"Puny humans. I've come to smash."
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